Happy New Years Readers. As a closing out of 2011 I am going to tell the story of poor Barbie’s first day of her Christmas vacation this year.
On Monday, last week, Barbie started her annual two-week sabbatical from her job. Barbie’s little dog has recently been diagnosed with a partial ACL tear in her rear leg and to try to minimize the stress to the injury Barbie decided to carry her dog down the steps. As she was making her way down the stairs Barbie pulled a Barbie. She slipped and went down the last couple of steps bruising her forearm on the banister railing and on the steps she bruised her bum. The dog was fine however. Click here for a link to a hilarious video of other people falling too 😀
After kicking the day off to such a bang, Barbie went out to her bank to do some transactions. Upon leaving the bank she noticed a big, black garbage bag in the middle of parking lot. After reversing, and now having the bag in a blind spot, Barbie got ready to head home. Having cleared the bag, or so she thought, Barbie placed the car in drive and proceeded to leave the parking lot. However, she didn’t clear the bag at all. Barbie’s front wheels hit the garbage bag, and luckily for her, all that was in it was styrofoam chip used for packing boxes. With the explosion of the chips Barbie’s car was now covered in a protective layer of foam chips.
That night, while at figure skating, Barbie wiped out doing a jump and during the rotation landed completely wrong. Upon landing she bruised up her leg quite nicely, or quite sorely if you take her perspective, and thus proving that bad things do happen in sets of three.