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Stationary? Missionary?

The adventures continue…but with Barbie’s friend today.  Barbie’s friend, Tracy, with having a bit of romance with her husband Todd.
While enjoying some ‘marital relations’ Tracy developed a bit of a muscle cramp.  Trooping on she fought her way through it for while but eventually the ‘coitus related injury’ became too sore and Tracy needed to switch things around from the position they were in.

So Tracy, meaning well, told Todd “I’m starting to cramp a little here, can we switch over to the stationary position?”
Todd, admittedly confused, asked “Stationary or missionary?  I know the latter but not so much the other one unless you just plan on not moving at all during this.”

  

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