Barbie and her latest Freudian Slip
While sitting around wrapping Christmas gifts this evening Barbie and I had the old Christmas classic by Rankin and Bass Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. As we were going through the gifts she held up a drinking glass emblazoned with pictures of Justin Bieber. Just to be clear she bought this cup for her 6-year-old cousin.
“I can’t wait to give this to my little cousin”, Barbie exclaimed. “She’ll be so excited to be drinking a cup of Beaver…f*ck, I mean Bieber.”
After about ten seconds of letting it sink in, mixed with my laughter, Barbie muttered “Why does this always happen to me?”
I can only assume it happens for the amusement of us all.